Foosball rules
1. Don't spin the damned men around
2. Contenders get to start with the ball
3. When scored against you start the ball
4. It's not about strength it's about control
5. Be polite
All of which none of the idiots from the under 18 footie players were doing.
Therefore I went down and played against them with their own idiocies and trashed their asses. HAHAHAHA. I may not be the best in IH at foosball but today I sure upheld Ihers' honors.
That's right you oversized beef jerky, spin those men faster and let go of the handle cos then all I have to do is shoot between them and score a goal and there is nothing your tiny penis can do about it.
2. Contenders get to start with the ball
3. When scored against you start the ball
4. It's not about strength it's about control
5. Be polite
All of which none of the idiots from the under 18 footie players were doing.
Therefore I went down and played against them with their own idiocies and trashed their asses. HAHAHAHA. I may not be the best in IH at foosball but today I sure upheld Ihers' honors.
That's right you oversized beef jerky, spin those men faster and let go of the handle cos then all I have to do is shoot between them and score a goal and there is nothing your tiny penis can do about it.
posted by Ash at 8:05 AM
2 Comments:
You dont have to apologise so many times la. I forgive you oledi. :P No big deal. And err.....did I hear penis?? *raise eyebrow*
lol thanks.
and yes PENIS! Haha!
I think I have this very bad gripe with people who are larger than me and throw their weight around (possibly cos I'm very self concious of my skinny frame)
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